i fucking need it. i cant surivive. oh my gog i see light! please, save me from going to heaven and rp davekat with meeeeeee ;0; im karkles]
EDIT: Maddeee a bunch :3 because im so good at rp starters. hell yes
IF YOU CHOOSE JOHNKAT I ONLY DO UKE KARKAT I AM SRY IF YOU LIKE KARKAT ON TOP. ]
~1, DaveKat, Wearing your clothes!Karkat~
You scowl as you look at yourself in the mirror. "Damn it John." You curse as you examined the clothes that barely clung to you at all because John just so happens to think he can gets some shits and giggles out of stealing /all/ of your clothes and replacing them with a set of Striders. The shirt was way to big, it kept slipping down your shoulders. You've tried pulling it up, but it just kept drooping. Hell, the shirt could be a fucking night-dress! Your whole neck and most of your shoulder was exposed, and you fucking hated it because it showed way to much skin for your likeing. The pants where way to loose on your hips to, they threatened slip off. You looked even more tiny in Dave's clothes. Damn, you /really/ hoped nobody was in the living room, one of your romcom movies where scheduled for today, and It was one of your favorites. You sigh and slip into the hall, keeping a watchful eye and ear for anyone. You peeked around the corner and no one was in the living room ethier. Thank gog. You slouched on the couch and turned on the television.
~2, DaveKat, Schoolstuck!Human!Karkat~
Oh gog, you are screwed royally. As soon as Monday comes, you are going to slowly torture John with dull knives, and possibly your teeth, because the little asshole decided to tell Dave (Your best fucking bro, and crush) THAT you where secretly gay, AND that you liked them. You where pretty sure that Dave was dating Terezi secretly, and that he DEFINITLY did not like you back in that way. John just told you what he told Dave and that he was doing you a favor, but you knew for a fact it was bullshit and it was probly going to awkward as hell when your back to school. You really hoped he was just fucking with you again, but it wasn't something John would do on pranking terms, so you where pretty damn sure that he was really serious. Okay, you already had it planed, you where going to kill John and then pretend that you don't understand what the hell Dave was talking about. Everything is going to be okay. You sigh log onto pesterchum. You noticed that unfortunetly Dave was one of the only people on. Luckily, though, your best friend Kanaya was on, so you consulted with her for awhile about what John did. Only Kanaya, Rose (Kanaya's girlfriend), Jade, and John knew. John knew because Rose slipped to Jade and Jade "accidently" told John. You ignored Dave while talking to Kanaya, but you had a feeling he was going to message you.
damn that was longer than intended.}
~3, DaveKat/JohnKat, Sleeping on the couch!Karkat~
Karkat slept, curled up on the couch in the living room with a red blanket draped over him. Last night he was doing a romcom marathon, but fell asleep in the middle of Pitch Perfect. While he slept he didn't have his normal scowly angry expresion. Actualy, he was smiling softly in his sleep.
[derp. sry it's short.]
~4, DaveKat/JohnKat, Human!Maskerade Ball!Karkat~
You really didn't know why the hell you let the girls do this to you. Oh right, fucking blackmail. Not only where you going to a /maskerade ball/ of all things, your going dressed as a fucking girl. A GIRL. Last time you checked, you where a guy! Gog damnit, the dress was choking you. You also didn't like the wierd hair extentions. Your mask felt like the only comfortable thing on your body. Geez, thank goodness they didn't force you into highheels...Damn, how could chicks stand this? Oh well. You where nearly at the ball, you where going with all the girls, and Kanaya was driving. You guys where in a lemo, since Feferi's parents actually owned like 20 of them. Didn't they have somekind of lemo company? Eh, whatever. You refused to talk to anyone, clearly really pissed.You knew that all of your friends was going, and you said that you wern't, so all the guys thought you where curled up at home doing whatever they thought you do. But that wasn't the case. You guys finally reach the place, and it was alot bigger than expected. You all get out and walk through the doors. About 30 minutes later, while everyone was dancing you grumpily sat at a table in the corner, focused to not enjoy yourself.
[ Oh my gersh i love this one. I feel so smarticals for thinking this up. ]
~5, DaveKat, Stole A Box Of Your AJ!Karkat~
Wow, apple juice was alot fucking better than you thought. You knew that Dave always drank it, but you thought he was just doing it for the fucking irony, or some shit. You sat on the couch and leaned back, sipping through the plastic straw. Okay, so maybe you should have asked for it and not just taken it..
~6, DaveKat/JohnKat, Turned Into A Kitten!Karkat~
You blink your eyes open iredly and yawn, streching cat like. Wow, you felt...wierd...Like something was definitly wrong. You try to get up but found some difficultly because HOLY SHITBALLS ARE THOSE PAWS? Yes, they were. And not only that, you had a fucking tail... It took you a moment to relize that you turned into a small gray, fuzzy kitten overnight, and you stumbled up. You looked fearfully around, taking in the new sizes of everything. The bed was /huge/.
Fuck, you need help. You clumsily scrable up and run over to the edge of the bed, not quite used to yoru four-leggyness. You attached you new found claws and inched down the sheets, leaaaving tiny tear marks. You trot up to the door, which was tthankfully open a few inches. You squirm through the crack. You need to find someone, ANYONE. You se a figure down the hall and you charge towards it, not caring if it's Nepeta or Eridan or someshit. You paw at the persons leg. "Meow?"
~7, DaveKat/JohnKat, Sleeping next to you in your shirt ! Karkat~
You grunt softly as you blink your eyes open due to the petruding light showering through the window. You look to your left and see the other boy sleeping and the memories flood into your mind. And, fuck, you remebered he was drop dead drunk. You sigh softly and inch towards the other, making sure not to weak him. You were going to enjoy this while it lasted, damn it. You were pretty certain he wouldn't remeber at all of last night...
~8, DaveKat, Waiting Up For You ! Karkat~
This better be really fucking worth it, because this is somewhat embaressing. Dave had /better/ enjoy this becasue you dobt you'lll ever do this again. You bought (with some difficulty) one of his japanese girl school outfits to wear on his birthday, and now you were waiting for him to come the fuck home and just fucking enjoy is present.Jegus, why are you doing this again? Oh, right, you love your matesprite so fucking much you would embaress yourself and cossdress as some hormone-driven-Japanese girl. You crossed your arms and legs whlie sitting on the couch. He should be home any minute now.
~9, DaveKat, Cuts ! Karkat~
You really know you shouldn't do it, but you do it anyway. You guess it helps forget you emotional pain. And really, cutting doesn't hurt as bad as it's suppost to. Wierd. Your depresion's getting a little worse, and Kanaya, Rose, and Terezi already know what the fuck your so emotionally down about. Kanaya is your moirail, so yeah you told her. Kanaya spilled to Rose, and Terezi somehow managed to choke it out of you. They all just don't know that you've taken it as far to cutting. Ever since you walked in on Jade kissing Dave you just...shut down. They didn't see you walk in on them, but does it really matter? you assumed they're together now....You've been talking less and less to everyone, and don't really go outside anymore. The only people you honestly really ever talk to is Kanaya, Rose, Terezi, John, and Dave. You slip into your chair and log onto Trollian, and scroll through the people that is on. Well, it's mostly just Dave that is on. Yeah, John is on but you don't really feel like talking to him. "carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]"
[IDK why i wrote this.]
~10, DaveKat/JohnKat, Alone On Christmas ! Karkat~
Yeah, Karkat Vantas hated 12th perigree, AKA Christmas. He wasn't a grinch (Yes John forced him to watch that movie which me thought was increasingly distrubing.) or anything like everyone thought he was, he just never really had fun around that time of year. It was usually because he was always alone. Even before the game, he had nobody exept Crabdad and Gamzee, and Gamzee was alwasy kind of over high (if even possible), and Crabdad sometimes wasn't enough. Well, now Crabdad was long gone, and Kanaya alwasy spent Christmas alone with Rose. They had invited her to join, but Karkat always figured he would get in their way. Plus, it would be awkward being the 3rd wheel. Karkat never put up a tree, or deck out the hive in lights like a normal Troll or Human would do, he always thought it was fucking pointless.Usually, every Christmas, Karkat would just get flat-out drunk. Which he was doing now, lounging around on his couch in silence. No bother turning on the T.V., because every fucking thing was a Christmas special. He was already half-way drunk from a alcoholic eggnog.
~11, JohnKat, Locked in a closet with you ! Karkat~
You really, /really/ regret ever going to this party. It was completely fine, up until about right now. Because of three reasons. One, you're in a tight space, which should be a reason by itself. Two, you're in a tight space with your flush-crush, as if being locked in a closet wasn't bad enough.. Three, your flush-crush is a idiot named John Egbert, who's not a fucking gogdamn homosexual. Yeah, you were a little to close for comfort and ...you had a small boner, which if John found out about would be awkward as hell. Oh, how did it come to this? Well, Jade and Nepeta decided that everyone should play the hat game. Honestly, you think Nepeta rigged one of the hats somehow to get her weird-ass ships. The hat game is basically where someone spins a bottle, and whoever the bottle lands on has to draw from three hats. The first hat was to identify location, the second a item, and the third a person. And you got a locked closet, a rope, and John fucking Egbert. It's official, you're the luckiest little shit in the world.
~12, DaveKat, Masturbating when you accidently walked in ! Karkat~
Well, as soon as you heard the door open you literally fell over the bed, interrupting you ... pailing yourself. And, of fucking course you immediately hit your head on the ground. "Fuuuck! Wh...Who the hell doesn't knock?!" You hiss in Alternian and look up. Then, at the sight of Dave everything stops. As soon as your stupid as fuck think pan properly processed that "Hey Karkat your flush crush just walked on you pailing yourself." you blushed brightly and scrambled around and back up to the bed, quickly covering yourself. "Wha- What the fuck?!" you screech.